Perhaps Shagoneer is just winding us up. If so, well done...but if not, here's my two cents.
Shagoneer wrote:I realize it's a bad idea. However I've seen the high schools in the town he lives in and ALL of the kids have BADASS cars...And I don't want my nephew t be seen as the poor kid who can't afford a nice car...
Really, who gives a sputtering-wet broccoli fart about the approval of rich high school kids? Your nephew is under no obligation to impress a bunch of spoiled, fickle little squirrels via his possessions. Most of those people won't even be a part of his life after he graduates high school and they all go their separate ways. If your nephew doesn't have the security or self-esteem to survive without buying the attention of other spoiled rich kids via a free cool car, then there are other issues to be addressed. If he is reasonably secure and mature, he'll know he owes his friends nothing and will realize how little peer approval is worth in that context. Maybe he won't, and will channel that frustration into some serious goals, decide to apply himself toward an education, etc.
Anyway, having to work for what you have ain't so bad. I suspect about 99% of us on this forum fit that model. It builds character. People to whom everything is handed free and clear tend to be...well...A-holes, really. Or worse.
Back to the skill and experience thing - and this is a big issue for me, because the vast majority of Americans are equally arrogant and ignorant when behind the wheel - have you considered getting the kid into some serious driver training? There are tons of high-performance driving schools that can actually teach a person how to handle a car when things get weird. A little bit of real training, followed by a few HPDEs (track days), will do more for him than you can imagine. Driver training beyond learning how to adjust the mirrors and parallel park is a huge advantage and very likely a genuine life-saver.
Oh, since you mentioned it - the plural of Porsche is Porsches. If you pronounce it correctly (you say "Porsha", not "Porsh") then the plural Porsches sounds just fine. That assumes you can afford to house, feed, and insure them all.
Shagoneer wrote:The problem with that is I want to play with it for awhile before I give it to him just to ensure "it is safe"
Might be safe enough for you. Safe in a kid's hands? Hell no, and he won't be safe in it if he or another road user does something dumb, which they inevitably do.
I realize that the above tirade contains enough cynicism to choke and/or float a horse and/or battleship. I'm not taking this tone to come off like a self-righteous jerk. It is because I feel very strongly about this. Please understand that I am not trying to judge or chastise you. Yes, AMXs are cooler than two refrigerators roped together with a bag of ice on top, but handing one to a kid...hell, no. Never in a million.
The kid can survive in the real world the rest of us working folk have to live in.
EDIT: Nevermind. It appears that this is primarily a "wouldn't it be cool if" scenario.